Name Droppers. Event Planners and Caterers presents:

The world's first Inhibition of Famous Artworks, featuring nothing by Picasso, Rembrandt, Warhol, Chagall, Munch, and van Gogh. September 2-14, at Bill's mom's house on the corner of North Avenue and Willard Road, Sherman, Illinois. Tickets are on sale at Ticketron. Bring a friend and something to eat. Plenty of parking! If you can't make it to the first event, don't worry! They are already planning a second Inhibition which will have nothing by Magritte, Kahlo, Vermeer, O'Keeffe, Steichen, Caravagio, and even less by van Gogh. And, rumor has it that Mondrian, Hockney, Rubens, Titian, and de Kooning won't be shown in future events! How cool is that?!