I decided that I wanted to do something spontaneous and adventurous, so I paid the brilliant professor $159,999 to send me back in time to British occupied Boston. I wanted to impress the people of those days with a piece of modern technology that would leave them speechless: the blow hair dryer. I mean, think about it... I would take a damp cloth and dry it in minutes before their very eyes! However, when I got there, there was nowhere to plug it in.
