Big League Nose Blowing (who knew?)


Hello friends,

I'm in a quandary. Am I allowed to open and use this box of tissues? I have been using tissue for over 55 years and I'm really pretty good at it... but, does that make me a "professional?" Before that, my mom applied it to me as necessary (now, she was a professional, in my book, having had 4 kids.) I just don't want to get into trouble with anyone. And, more importantly, will I lose my amateur status by using these? So many questions! And a tickle is settling in!

Can anyone suggest a good lawyer?

Your friend,

Paaa... aaa... AAACHOO!!!

......... Never mind. I opened it.